️ Small House, Big Haul: Kirkwood Comes LOADED

🏕️👜 KIRKWOOD: THE HOUSE IS QUAINT. THE CONTENTS ARE HUGE. 💎🚐

Campers, somebody needs to explain how this much temptation got into this little Greensboro house.

Did they load it through a portal? Is there a secret basement in another ZIP code?

Because this Kirkwood cutie is FULL of finds, and we are about to make that everybody’s business.

Clear the trunk. Text your accomplice. Practice saying, “Oh, this? I’ve had it forever.”

👜 COACH. DOONEY & BOURKE. KATE SPADE. YOUR PURSE JUST REQUESTED WITNESS PROTECTION.

The handbags have arrived, and they did not come here to respect your spending goals.

They came to perch on your arm while you tell someone, “I really don’t shop that much,” with a straight face and three estate sale receipts in the side pocket.

Need another purse? Honey, need left the building when you clicked on the pictures.

We’re shopping on chemistry now.

💎 A LARGE COLLECTION OF DIAMOND ART KITS. THERE GOES YOUR DINING ROOM.

You know how you were going to finish that one project before starting another?

Well, that was a beautiful chapter.

We have a LARGE collection of diamond art kits ready to turn you into a tiny-rhinestone goblin hunched over a tray at 1:13 a.m., whispering, “Just one more section.”

Dinner? Later.

Bedtime? A suggestion.

The cat? Banned from the premises following an incident involving tray number four.

Buy a kit. Buy several. Establish a sparkling little empire. Start referring to the guest room as “the studio.”

🛋️ WELLESLEY & BROYHILL: COME DESTABILIZE YOUR FLOOR PLAN.

There’s furniture by Wellesley and Broyhill, and somewhere across Greensboro, a perfectly innocent sofa is about to hear, “We need to talk.”

You came for a purse. Now you’re calling somebody with a truck and describing a doorway.

Bring your tape measure. Holding your arms apart and saying “about this big” is how furniture ends up living in a garage against its will.

🍽️ PYREX. LENOX. HOUSEWARES. YOUR CUPBOARDS CAN TAKE IT UP WITH MANAGEMENT.

The Pyrex is minding its business. YOU are the one making eye contact.

The Lenox china would like to know why you’re saving the good dishes for an occasion when you

could be eating chicken salad off them this coming Wednesday.

And the housewares? Ready to assist with whatever domestic fantasy you’re currently enjoying.

Will you become a person who hosts elegant little lunches?

Maybe.

Will you eat shredded cheese over the sink that evening?

We contain multitudes.

💍 COSTUME JEWELRY, ARTWORK & COLLECTIBLES FOR YOUR NEXT PERSONALITY.

A little sparkle. Something for the wall. A collectible you didn’t know existed six minutes

ago and now feel legally obligated to protect.

That’s the beautiful thing about an estate sale: you can arrive as yourself and leave as

a woman with a brooch collection and strong opinions about where the light hits the artwork.

We support your development.

💿 LPs & SONY ELECTRONICS: THE SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL NONSENSE.

There’s an LP collection to flip through and Sony electronics to investigate.

Prepare to find a record that transports you directly to your younger years, when your knees worked,

your hair had ambition, and getting off the floor didn’t require a strategy.

Please keep the aisle clear during your emotional reunion with side B.

🛏️ ALSO AVAILABLE: A BARIATRIC HOSPITAL BED.

For shoppers seeking home-care equipment, we also have a bariatric hospital bed. Take a look through

the sale photos and details for more information.

🚐 AND BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE NEEDED A PLOT TWIST WITH WHEELS…

There is a 2006 Chrysler wheelchair-accessible mobility van.

An entire van.

We have officially gone from “Does this purse have an inside pocket?” to “Let’s look at the vehicle.”

Some sales have variety. This one requires several different shopping conversations and possibly a family group text.

🏕️ SMALL HOUSE. BIG FINDS. ZERO REGARD FOR YOUR “JUST LOOKING” SPEECH.

Kirkwood brought the charm, packed the house, and handed us the keys.

Now there are handbags to admire, records to flip, Pyrex to covet, and enough diamond art to keep you occupied through several minor family scandals.

Come curious. Bring a friend with questionable influence.

And clear the dining table before you leave home.

💎 You’re about to need a flat surface and absolutely no interruptions.