We're Back in Hamilton Forest — Try to Act Surprised

🚨🏕️ HAMILTON FOREST — DID YOU MISS US? BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE LIVE HERE NOW. 🏕️🚨

Campers, we are headed BACK to one of our favorite Greensboro stomping grounds for another

ONE-DAY-ONLY Happy Camper adventure — and at this point, we’re considering

having our mail forwarded to Hamilton Forest.

Seriously.

WE’RE THERE A LOT. 😂

But Hamilton Forest keeps giving us houses to play in, and we are not in

the business of looking a gift horse in the mouth.

Especially if the gift horse is standing next to a set of STERLING SILVER FLATWARE. 👀

Yep.

STERLING. SILVER. FLATWARE.

Suddenly everybody’s grandmother just whispered:

“Go look at that.”

And Grandma was right.

This one has a wonderful mix of antique and traditional furniture, including some s

eriously comfortable Bradington-Young leather chairs — the kind of chairs that say:

“Sit down. You’re not accomplishing another damn thing today.”

Frankly, we respect that energy.

But don’t get too comfortable because there’s MORE TROUBLE TO FIND.

🎶 LPs for the people who understand that music sounds better

when you have to physically get up and flip it over.

🍽️ Mikasa, Lenox and Castleton china, because apparently eating a

Hot Pocket off fine china is still considered “classy” if the plate is expensive enough.

✨ Depression glass, silver plate and collectibles for our Campers who can spot a

treasure from 30 feet away and will absolutely elbow their spouse out of the way to get to it.

🏡 Home décor, wall art, area rugs, linens, housewares, books,

clothing and holiday décor — otherwise known as the categories where you say:

“I’m just going to LOOK.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sure you are.

🌿 There’s outdoor furniture and décor, too, because your patio has been looking a

little naked and frankly we're tired of pretending we haven't noticed.

And somewhere in the middle of all this is a LifeCore recumbent bike.

Which is perfect.

You can buy the sterling.

Buy the records.

Buy the leather chair.

Buy three rugs you absolutely did not wake up needing.

Then pedal off the guilt.

BALANCE. 🧘😂

We’ve even got KitchenAid and Magic Bullet small appliances waiting in the wings, because a

pparently this sale would also like you to make a smoothie.

We don't know.

WE JUST WORK HERE.

🔥🔥🔥 NOW PAY ATTENTION TO THIS PART: 🔥🔥🔥

THIS IS A ONE-DAY SALE.

One.

Uno.

Singular.

THAT’S ALL YOU GET.

There is no Sunday comeback tour.

No sleeping on it.

No calling your sister Saturday night and asking if she thinks you should go back for the rug.

THE RUG HAS MOVED ON, CAROL.

Someone else loved it more.

Someone else committed.

Someone else is already driving down Friendly Avenue with it hanging halfway out of an SUV.

And you know who we blame?

YOU, CAROL.

You had your chance. 😂

So come ready.

Bring your bags.

Bring your measurements.

Bring the friend with the SUV.

Bring your treasure-hunting eyes.

And bring the appropriate level of “I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT

I’M LOOKING FOR BUT I’LL KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT.”

Because THAT is exactly the kind of sale this is.

It’s not about one giant marquee name screaming from the front door.

It’s about wandering through and finding the thing.

The sterling.

The weird collectible.

The perfect record.

The piece of Depression glass.

The leather chair that fits your butt like it was custom ordered.

The rug you didn’t need.

The Christmas thing you absolutely DO NOT NEED because you already

have eleven tubs of Christmas decorations in the attic.

Put it in the pile. 🎄😈

🏕️🔥 HAMILTON FOREST — ONE DAY ONLY.

We’re back.

Again.

At this point, just wave when you see the Happy Camper signs.

We know the way. 😂🏕️