Elegant Hardscrabble sale

Please inspect all of your purchases carefully as all items are sold as is. There is no warranty given or implied on any purchase. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. Cash, good checks, and charge cards accepted, but cash is king. We will try to help load large items, but bring help if you can.
Please note: Not responsible for accidents. CHANGE IN SIGN UP SHEET POLICY. I TRY TO GET TO SALE AN HOUR AND A HALF BEFORE SALE AND I WILL BRING OFFICIAL SIGN-UP SHEET WITH ME. YOU MUST BE iTHERE TO SIGN UP. ANY SIGNUP SHEET YOU START IS NOT OFFICIAL BUT I WILL GO BY IT TO TRANSFER NAMES TO MY OFFICIAL ONE AS LONG AS YOU ARE THERE WHEN I GET THERE. YOU ALL ARE BETTER AT POLICING YOURSELVES THAN I AM. WE WILL THEN GET IN LINE 15 MINUTES BEFORE SALE BEGINS. I KNOW THERE IS SOME CONFUSION BUT THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. ASK SOMEONE THERE OR CALL ME IF QUESTIONS. WE HAVE FLAT BOXES TO USE AS YOUR “SHOPPING CART” TO GET YOUR TO THE HOLDING TABLE. WE NEED TO KEEP THE BOXES TO PACK UP AT THE END OF THE SALE. COME AND HAVE FUN!