The Brassfield Off Site Sale: Fine Furniture, Fancy Finds & Pharaoh-Level Storage

Brassfield Brought the Good Taste. Then the Sarcophagi Showed Up.

This Brassfield home had style.

It had beautiful furniture.

It had Restoration Hardware, Classic Leather, Waterford-level confidence, and a SMEG

appliance just sitting there being prettier than most people’s kitchens.

And then…

It had two life-size Egyptian sarcophagus CD/VHS/DVD cases.

Not tiny decorative boxes.

Not little souvenir pharaohs from the airport gift shop.

Life-size. Full-body. “Why is King Tut guarding the complete series of Murder, She Wrote?” media storage.

We call them Sarcophaguy and Gal.

They are individual pieces and absolutely do not have to be sold together. But they have been

married for centuries, apparently, and it would be a real shame for one of them to end up

holding your DVDs while the other is across town guarding somebody else’s VHS copy of Titanic.

Frankly, we are emotionally invested now.

Beyond the royal couple, this Showroom sale is packed with the kind of good stuff that makes

you start mentally rearranging rooms you have not thought about since 2014.

🛋️ Furniture with very strong opinions about your current décor

Arthur Brett & Sons, Restoration Hardware, West Elm, Pottery Barn, Classic Leather, Pulaski,

Hekman, American Drew, Drexel, mid-century modern pieces, and outdoor furniture.

There are side tables, chairs, kitchen tables, and pieces with enough style to make your existing furniture

look around nervously and ask whether it is still wanted.

✨ Pretty Things. Fancy Things. Things Your “Good Cabinet” Has Been Waiting For.

China by Sur La Table and C. Ahrenfeldt. Crystal by Rogaska. Pyrex. CorningWare. Home décor.

Wall art. Statuary. Lamps. Area rugs. Housewares.

In other words: a whole lot of things that will make you say, “I could use this,” followed

immediately by, “Where exactly will I put this?”

That sounds like a problem for Future You.

📷 For the collectors, makers, and people who enjoy a very specific kind of treasure hunt

Cameras by Olympus, Canon, and Nikon. Power tools by Ridgid, Ryobi, and Sentinel.

VHS tapes. Boyd’s Bears. Dolls. Purses. Shoes. And a stained-glass maker’s

light kit for anyone who has ever seen sunlight hit colored glass and thought,

“You know what? I could probably do that.”

You cannot.

But you may absolutely buy the light kit and become obsessed with it for six glorious weeks.

☕ Kitchen finds with big “I deserve nicer stuff” energy

Ninja. Crock-Pot. Farberware. Bella. And SMEG—because sometimes a countertop appliance needs

to arrive dressed better than the rest of us.

This is an off-site Showroom sale, which means all this Brassfield fabulousness has been gathered

in one place for your shopping convenience—and your budget’s complete inconvenience.

Come for the furniture.

Come for the mid-century modern pieces.

Come for the Rogaska crystal, the Pyrex, the tools, the cameras, or the

completely defensible purchase of a fancy toaster.

But whatever you do, do not make prolonged eye contact with Sarcophaguy and Gal unless you

are prepared to explain to your family why two life-size Egyptian media guardians are now standing in your den.

They have been through enough.