EPIC LAKE OSWEGO ESTATE LIQUIDATION: Sonos, Luxury Massage, Tech & Designer Home

📜 THE SITUATION

We are relocating and liquidating a massive collection of ultra-premium, current-model household technology and designer goods. IMPORTANT NOTE ON LOGISTICS: All items listed below are FOR SALE THIS WEEKEND and have been moved to our spacious garage for a streamlined "Quick-Access" shopping experience. This is a high-density, high-quality sale—everything is easy to test, easy to access, and ready for immediate loading.

✨ A SMALL SUBSET OF WHAT'S AVAILABLE THIS SATURDAY (4/4)

🎧 ULTIMATE SONOS AUDIO (10-Piece Whole-Home Set)

💆 WELLNESS & DESIGNER FURNITURE, featuring:

1. Ronan Luxury Massage Chair: (MSRP $2,999) Purchased from Scandinavian Designs. 4D L-Track technology with matching ottoman.
2. Hearth Display: 27" Smart Family Command Center (Highly sought after!).
3. Coway Airmega 400 (2 Units): Professional-grade smart HEPA air purifiers.

🌱 SMART HOME, TECH & PLAY, featuring:

1. Gardyn Home (2 Units): Vertical indoor hydroponic systems.
2. Robo C2: Smart Compact 3D Printer (In original box).
3. Bikes: Woom Kids Bike (Ultra-lightweight), Disney Frozen Bike, and Adult bikes.
4. Alesis Nitro Mesh Kit: 8-piece "Silent" electronic drum set.

🍳 GOURMET KITCHEN & HOLIDAY, featuring:

1. Kuvings Elite Juicer: (C7000) Professional whole-slow cold press.
2. Ninja 1500W Mega System: Professional blender with 4 cups.
3. 15-Foot Designer Christmas Tree: Professional-grade, pre-lit (MSRP $2,000+).
4. Cookbook Library: 50+ Modern classics (Tartine, Smitten Kitchen, etc.).

📅 COMING SOON: PART 2 (THE DESIGNER INTERIOR SALE)

This weekend is just the beginning! We will be hosting a follow-on "Whole-House" event in several weeks featuring:

1. High-End Designer Furniture: Pieces from Crate & Barrel and curated Antique Shops in Paris.
2. Work From Home: Full professional setups including Treadmill Desks.
3. Children’s Dream Rooms: Designer Fort Beds and high-end playroom furniture.
4. Sign up at the checkout table this Saturday to be on the "First-to-Know" text list for Part 2!

📜 TERMS & CONDITIONS

1. PAYMENT: Venmo is preferred for the fastest checkout. We also accept Zelle and Cash.
2. BRING HELP TO LOAD: You must bring your own help to load large items. Our staff cannot assist with heavy lifting or furniture moving. Please bring blankets and tie-downs.
3. LIABILITY: Not responsible for accidents or injuries. Please watch your step.
4. ALL SALES FINAL: Items are sold "As-Is." A power station is available for testing all electronics before purchase.