The Brassfield Off Site Sale: Fine Furniture, Fancy Finds & Pharaoh-Level Storage

Brassfield Brought the Good Taste. Then the Sarcophagi Showed Up. This Brassfield home had style. It had beautiful furniture. It had Restoration Hardware, Classic Leather, Waterford-level confidence, and a SMEG appliance just sitting there being prettier than most people’s kitchens. And then… It had two life-size Egyptian sarcophagus CD/VHS/DVD cases. Not tiny decorative boxes. Not little souvenir pharaohs from the airport gift shop. Life-size. Full-body. “Why is King Tut guarding the complete series of Murder, She Wrote ?” media storage. We call them Sarcophaguy and Gal. They are individual pieces and absolutely do not have to be sold together. But...